Le mouton à cinq pattes

I was in a reunion today about Euronews staffing for the new newsroom in Brussels.

We have been looking for an English speaker with the right to work in Europe who wants to work night shifts only.

A tricky problem I’m sure you’ll agree.

One of my colleagues called it a search for un mouton à cinq pattes.

A very rare beast indeed.

House-hunting en Provence

As my job at Euronews is about to end, Cath and I headed south to look at houses for rent for the next few months.

Based on our last experience of French estate agents we didn’t have huge expectations.

And the very first agency we walked into used an expression that I hadn’t heard since our original search for a flat two years ago.

Le marché est tres tendu

French estate agents

Tres tendu – very stretched, of course it is.

Our hearts sank.

We then visited agents in Aubagne, La Ciotat, Aix-en-Provence and Éguilles. Most weren’t open, or the person in charge of rentals wasn’t available or they didn’t have anything.

Shut for lunch – some shut earlier than advertised

Of course we needed to have our dossier ready but even then it needed to be studied – in some cases before we were even allowed to see any properties.

Toute cette paparasse!

Everyone trying to do anything official in France

So we ended the weekend without setting foot inside a single place! We did walk round the outside of one though.

There was one upside to the weekend – apart from the glorious weather…

Coucou Alma!

And there will soon be another reason to hang around.

Hanna is about to give birth

Alma will soon be une grande soeur.

Dimanche de rameaux

As it was Palm Sunday we wanted to go to Mass. There was a church in Allauch with a Mass at 1030 so we headed off to church.

But we were in for a surprise.

Il y avait beaucoup de monde
Et beaucoup de rameaux
Et même un âne

It was so busy that we couldn’t get into the church where it was standing room only.

So we went for a coffee instead in a lovely bar in the town square.

Allauch had a lovely community feel

A little bit of Fulham en Provence

We wanted to go and have a look at the lovely port town of Cassis while we were down south and as we were driving there, Cath remembered that a certain Fulham legend lived on the road we were driving down.

And she hadn’t misremembered. Chez Jean Tigana has changed a bit since we last drove past.

There was a full showroom, presentation room overlooking the vines – all very impressive.

We bought a few bottles
There was some France memorabilia
But no mention of the Mighty Whites

Afterwards we carried on into the little port which was as beautiful as I remembered but very busy.

Possibly helped by the staging of this Olympics event that we bumped into.

Les jeux Olympiques arrivent

Next level boules

One thing I noticed while in the south was the serious attitude to boules among Provençal players.

Boules business

It was a very serious business and they also used a little addition that I haven’t seen in Lyon.

C’est quoi ça?

It was a magnet on the end of a lead that made picking up the boules much easier.

You can buy yours here.

Les chocolatiers montrent que c’est presque Avril

As ever, if you are unsure what time of year it is, a quick look in the windows of the chocolate shops around Lyon will give you a good idea.

An aquarium

This year both 1 April – le poisson d’Avril – and Easter come at the same time.

Les poissons

So therefore lots of chocolate fish and Easter chicks, hens and eggs are the order of the day.

Poisson d’Avril
Les poules